Friday, November 21, 2008

That really bad pollster/film maker

Normally I'd say don't quit your day job, but in John Zeigler's case...

Statisticians spend a lot of time learning to properly collect and analyze statistical data on everything from military targeting systems to drownings related to eating ice cream. Even something as seemingly simple as a political poll requires some savvy to get it done right. The most common mistake is choice of sample space, but this fucktard screws up the questions themselves then has the chutzpah to point the big red bias finger at someone else. Fucktard.

Definitely read the WSJ link below.

The fucktard himself:

Nate Silver's final post on the fucktard:

The most thorough treatment is the Walls Street Journal post about the fucktard:

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Me good talker. You talk good too?

This is from conservative blogger John Hindraker. He apparently has never watched David Letterman, or any other TV show for that matter. Or read the paper. Or listened to the radio.

"Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not. In this regard, President Bush is an excellent model; Obama should take a lesson from his example. Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly. He chooses his words with care and precision, which is why his style sometimes seems halting. In the eight years he has been President, it is remarkable how few gaffes or verbal blunders he has committed. If Obama doesn't raise his standards, he will exceed Bush's total before he is inaugurated."

I'm glad Mr. Hindraker is attempting to educate the American public on Presidential gaffing. (I just made that word up...if Bush can do it, so can I.)

Friday, November 7, 2008

Yeah, we're going to go ahead and get Ann Coulter out of the way. She's technically Honorary Fucktard of Every Day, but her post right after the election is a perfect example of her ignorant shock jock style. Unfortunately, too few of her readers have the functional literacy needed to realize how full of shit she is.

" The big loser of this election is Colin Powell, whose last-minute endorsement of Obama put the Illinois senator over the top. Powell was probably at home last night, yelling at his TV, "Are you KIDDING me? That endorsement was sarcastic!""

Put him over the top? WTF? Which polls were you watching sweetheart?

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Evidence that Tennessee Needs to Invest in Education

Since the media has prematurely declared Obama president, I am being proactive to lead the movement to impeach him."

Holy FUCKTARDS Batman.